Fat Pack Journalism
I'm often amazed at how many times independent newspapers, with independent editors and independent journalists, can all end up reporting about the same thing on the same day.
Apparently news outlets all across the nation got one big memo from the Trilateral Commission, or the Illuminati, or the Great Masonic Lodge to run stories about obese students today.
In Pennsylvania, they’re going to measure how fat your kids are, because they don't want them to be as fat as the kids in California, who might be less fat if only they ate breakfast, but not that junk food because it has too much sugar, which maybe they need because they're so sleepy when they show up for school.
Want kids to lose weight? Take away their electronics -- TV, Internet, phones, etc. Then send them outside for a couple of hours. They'll figure it out.
Apparently news outlets all across the nation got one big memo from the Trilateral Commission, or the Illuminati, or the Great Masonic Lodge to run stories about obese students today.
In Pennsylvania, they’re going to measure how fat your kids are, because they don't want them to be as fat as the kids in California, who might be less fat if only they ate breakfast, but not that junk food because it has too much sugar, which maybe they need because they're so sleepy when they show up for school.
Want kids to lose weight? Take away their electronics -- TV, Internet, phones, etc. Then send them outside for a couple of hours. They'll figure it out.
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