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Jessica Alba: Accept No Substitute


The National Education Association wants to draw attention to Substitute Educators Day, and so conducted an online poll that asked respondents which celebrity they would like to see substitute teach for a day.

The runaway winner was actress Jessica Alba.

"Just as actress Jessica Alba toiled long and hard before achieving stardom, substitute educators work tirelessly - and often in relative anonymity - to provide every child with a quality public education," said NEA President Reg Weaver.

Here is Jessica, toiling.

It's possible Ms. Alba has what it takes to be a successful substitute teacher. She once said, "My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing."

So Jessia Alba can substitute but John Stossel cannot. Hmmm.

john stossel isn't a hot babe. dbag.

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