OK, now it's beyond parody.
Steven Greenhouse of the
New York Times spent time with a variety of New York labor officers to hear what they had to say about the
racketeering indictment of New York City Central Labor Council President Brian M. McLaughlin.
* "We have to get union leaders and union members thinking all the time about organizing," said Ed Ott, the council's acting executive director.
* "We have to focus on what the labor movement is all about - working to make sure that the next generation of workers is better off than this generation," said Randi Weingarten, president of the United Federation of Teachers.
* "We have to find new ways to do things," said Stuart Appelbaum, a member of the labor council's board.
But these profiles in courage pale in comparison to New York State AFL-CIO President Denis Hughes. Here are two paragraphs from
Greenhouse’s story:
"'We also want to have some ethical practices and procedures that make some
sense and have some real teeth,' said Mr. Hughes, who has pushed for ethics
seminars for state and city union leaders.
"Mr. Hughes declared that no future head of the labor council should
simultaneously hold a political office. 'This job requires full attention from
that individual,' Mr. Hughes said. 'You can’t have two full-time jobs and expect
to get it done.'"
Are we to understand that the old "ethical practices and procedures" allowed for theft, bribery, abuse of power and fraud? Will the seminar include helpful hints like "Don't Use Union Funds to Pay Your Country Club Membership Fee?"
Does Mr. Hughes really believe the problem was that McLaughlin wasn't devoting himself full-time to union duties? For a quarter-million dollars in annual compensation? It's more likely McLaughlin's stealing of campaign funds saved the labor council from losing more money to his schemes.
I direct you again to the
text of the indictment. Outside of the money crimes and shakedowns, McLaughlin allegedly would redirect union workers - while they were being paid by contractors - to act as his personal serfs. Per the indictment:
"Some of these assignments included: doing major and minor construction
projects; installing and removing appliances; painting; changing light bulbs;
hanging picture frames; shoveling snow; hanging Christmas lights; fixing
plumbing; removing garbage; changing locks; cleaning out a barn; searching for
and capturing one or more rodents in McLAUGHLIN’s basement; and moving furniture and household items in Albany and Queens, using Company 3 equipment."
Union workers also chauffeured around members of McLaughlin's family, picked up medication at the pharmacy, picked up his dry cleaning, picked up his shoes from a shoe-shiner, took his car to the car wash, and took his dog to the veterinarian -- all while they were on the clock for a contractor.
If you saw this stuff on
The Sopranos, you'd snort in disbelief.