Friday, September 28, 2007

California Food Police Learn Life Lesson

The architects of California's ban of junk food in the schools are slowly coming to the realization that passing a law isn't the same as altering human behavior. Key quote from the San Francisco Chronicle story:

"If we had banned candy bars, the manufacturers would have said, 'This isn't a candy bar, this is a brownie. If we had banned brownies, they would have said, 'This isn't a brownie, it's a cookie.' If we had banned cookies, they would have said, 'This is bread.'"

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Teacher Turnover Caused by... Teachers?

The Pittsburgh Tribune-Review looks at teacher turnover from a different angle. Despite the alarmist headline, the story actually has nuance you rarely see in journalism on the subject.

Key excerpts:

"The turnover has had limited effect in the region, even as districts have to absorb a wave a baby-boomer retirements, local administrators said. The glut of fresh-from-college teachers and experienced area natives looking to return make this a buyer's market for districts, which still receive hundreds of applications every summer for every opening, administrators said. The problem for some schools is that they've become stepping stones."

"Young teachers will tell you, 'I'm going to give you five years, and then I'm moving on,' " said Donna M. Belas, principal of the Cornell School District's single building, which houses all the district's grades. "They're very open about that."

"Our students were upset by it," Belas said. "You have to explain it to them, It's not that they didn't want to work here. They have their own career needs."

"The state has such a wealth of young teachers that many districts in Allegheny County have long offered incentive packages to get the most experienced, highest paid teachers to retire early so they can be replaced with teachers at entry-level salaries."

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Teacher Retention in California

I was part of a roundtable on Capital Public Radio yesterday discussing teacher retention in California. The featured guest was Ken Futernick, the good-natured author of a study I lambasted back in April.

No fireworks, and I don't think I was making much headway until the end, through an assist by prospective teacher Rob Braddock, who called in to say that despite the shortage rhetoric, he'd been all over the state trying to find a teaching job. It was priceless.

If you've got an hour to kill, the program's podcast is posted on the Capital Public Radio web site. Just click on the "Listen to Archive" button.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

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Blogger.com claims it has identified the source of its publishing problems. We'll see. In any event, thank you for your patience while this is sorted out.

Teachers Union Rescinds Its Own Newsletter

The officers of the British Columbia Teachers Federation (BCTF) decided they didn't like an article in their own publication about last April's staff strike and lockout, so they ordered a recall of all 50,000 copies.

BCTF President Irene Lanzinger accused the staff of planting a biased story. "They snuck it in in an underhanded sort of way and produced the magazine," she said. Staff union president Anita Chapman called the decision an "incredible overreaction" and a "huge example of censorship."

In order to pay the additional cost, the union will produce only six issues of the magazine this year, rather than the usual seven.

Monday, September 24, 2007

The September 24 Communique' Is Up!

Click here to read:

1) More NEA State Affiliate Money Headed to Utah
2) What's in a Name?
3) And Who Will Grade Them?
4) Kozol Diet Watch
5) Last Week's Intercepts
6) Quote of the Week

Bad Idea

A Republican state legislator wants to make all of New York's public school teachers state employees.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Union Officer Defends Merit Pay... for Himself

Read all about it in Las Vegas CityLife.

Key quote:

"Am I supposed to be penalized for doing a good job?"

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Eddie Haskell Causing Problems for Union Now


Older readers may remember Ken Osmond for his iconic role as Eddie Haskell on TV's Leave It to Beaver. Osmond went on to have a distinguished career as an officer in the Los Angeles Police Department and was wounded in the line of duty.

Just as Haskell was a thorn in the side of Wally and the Beav, Osmond is today calling the Screen Actors Guild to account for failure to distribute revenues the union collected from overseas video sales and rentals. Osmond is suing SAG over a sum of $8 million, and is seeking class action status that may cover as many as 30,000 actors.

NCLB Gets Your Name in the Papers

I'm not sure what prompts a newspaper to publish a story headlined "Doverite attends hearing for No Child Left Behind draft" because I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who would read it. Nevertheless, we learn from Vicky Cairns, director of instructional advocacy for the Delaware State Education Association, that "We're not rejecting No Child Left Behind. I just don't think it's accomplishing what it needs to accomplish."

Today at 10:30 a.m. "Bay Area educators" and activists from the California Teachers Association will demonstrate their policy of non-rejection by delivering a giant postcard signed by 1,000 public school educators to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, protesting her support of the Miller-McKeon discussion draft.

Isn't today a school day?

Finally we have Kathy Newman, president of the Hillsboro Education Association in Oregon, who is the subject of the sure-to-be-Pulitzer-nominated story, "Teachers union president works to change No Child Left Behind." From her we learn: "The tests are multiple choice, and they're designed to throw in zingers that confuse students. Some students in the classroom do exceptional work, but they don't do well on these types of tests. We think there should be other measures such as a portfolio for each student that demonstrates proficiency."

Yep, those zingers can get you, like whether it was the battle of the Alamo that brought the American Revolution to an end, or if federalism is "the belief that America should be unified with a trans-continental railroad." I'd like to see the student portfolio explaining those answers in depth.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Reductio ad NCLBsurdum

Today's award goes to Roger Biles, chairman of Illinois State University's history department. Presented with the news that college students, including the ones at ISU, were deficient in their knowledge of U.S. history, Biles had this response:

"He believes part of the problem is the No Child Left Behind Act put too much emphasis on students in elementary and high school doing well on multiple-choice standardized tests."

How do we know that college students are deficient in their knowledge of U.S. history? You guessed it. They were given a 60-question multiple-choice standardized test.

I encourage you to take the test yourself. It's not an easy one. I'm happy to report I scored a 54 out of 60 (90%).

You Are Either With Us or Against Us?

In Monday's EIA Communiqué, I observed the rather obvious:

"But on NCLB, you have liberals on both sides, moderates on both sides, and conservatives on both sides. In a political atmosphere where you can easily predict which group will support what position, I find this refreshing, if a bit weird."

Now I find a whole article about the phenomenon in yesterday's Politico. It has lots of quotes with chewy goodness, like these:

"These were our friends, but those days are over." - California Teachers Association Vice President Dean Vogel, speaking of Reps. Nancy Pelosi and George Miller.

"This issue has made for a weird mixture of groups. You can't tell the players without the score card. It's not like there are two sides neatly lined up." - Joel Packer, NEA's chief lobbyist.

Other neat stuff:

* "According to Packer, the lobbying coalitions have attracted such a motley crew of interest groups that lobbyists are struggling to judge how members of Congress will align themselves when the bill hits the floor."

* "Some lobbying efforts are severing interest groups from politicians they have supported for years — a move that political experts say could encourage some party-loyal voters to swing in the congressional elections."

* "One of the most unusual relationships has formed between major corporations such as Microsoft and large civil rights groups such as the Citizens’ Commission on Civil Rights — both members of the Business Coalition for Student Achievement. Sponsored by the Business Roundtable and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, the coalition is pushing for higher school standards to produce a stronger workforce through its NCLB Works! campaign. Other members of the coalition include Nationwide insurance, Motorola, Easter Seals and the National Council of La Raza."

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

More Utah Financial Disclosures

Ryan Bedford of the Evergreen Freedom Foundation tipped me off that the Utah state government web page with the list of campaign financial disclosure reports had been updated. You can thumb through them yourself, but Communities for Quality Education does have one, and the NEA front group spent $133,400 - mostly on consultants and staff.

Two of the three $500,000 grants from NEA to the Utah Education Association were immediately passed along to Utahns for Public Schools, which then immediately sent the cash to Media Strategies and Research - a Democratic media-buying firm based in Denver, Colorado, that is an NEA favorite for this task. MS&R undoubtedly is using the money to buy up air time in the Utah media.

The next set of financial disclosure reports aren't due until seven days before the election so we won't see updated numbers until October 30.

Progressive Pinkerton

As executive director of the Missouri Progressive Vote Coalition (Pro-Vote) and a former union organizer for the Communications Workers of America, John Hickey has well burnished liberal credentials. And he's used his knowledge of the playbook to keep his employees from unionizing.

Megan Peterson, who quit her job as a Pro-Vote organizer after Labor Day, says Hickey not only refused to recognize the union but went to great lengths to thwart the effort. STLog reported, "Peterson says Hickey, who frowns on lunch breaks, grew more controlling, for example, telling the staff fundraiser that she could not leave the building without his permission."

The fledgling staff union has filed a complaint against Hickey with the National Labor Relations Board.

Oh, and congratulations to former Missouri NEA President Greg Jung, who will receive Pro-Vote's Lifetime Achievement Award on October 13.

Maji Village Needs a Charter School


...so the kids won't have to cross this raging river, or wait for the government to build a frikkin' bridge.

Monday, September 17, 2007

The September 17 Communique' Is Up!

Click here to read:

1) Union Money Floods into Utah
2) No Guile Left Behind in Reauthorization Debate
3) The Coriolis Effect
4) Last Week's Intercepts
5) Quotes of the Week

Labor Saving Device?


Bear with me today as I undergo a firewall upgrade, which for work efficiency is much like a root canal without the novocaine. The communiqué will go out this afternoon, but maybe a little late.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Today's One-Size-Fits-All Standardized Test


Question #1.

During a speech in West Union, Iowa, yesterday, National Education Association President Reg Weaver said, "It's an unprecedented attack on labor." To what was he referring?

A) The Center for Union Facts web site


C) The EIA Communiqué

D) The Miller-McKeon Discussion Draft for the reauthorization of the No Child Left Behind Act

Question #2.

Weaver also said, "We'll think about pay for performance if the president and Congress are paid for their performance." Choose the answer that best responds to Weaver's statement.

A) "So's your old man!"

B) "I'm going on a partial fast until we have performance pay!"

C) "What do you mean 'we,' kemo sabe?"

D) "The Congress and the President can be voted out of office. How many years does it take to fire a bad teacher thanks to your crappy union?"

Question #3.

Weaver said, "Kids don't care how much you know, until they know how much you care." From the following sentences, choose the one that best describes what Weaver means.

A) "Kids don't care how much you know, which is a damn good thing for us."

B) "Kids don't care how much you know, but we know how much we make."

C) "As long as we care, we don't have to know anything."

D) "Kids don't know much, and we don't care much."

Pencils down, everyone. Now click here and read the story and comments for the correct answers.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Valerie Bertinelli Reveals Diet Was Partial Fast to Support NCLB Reauthorization


In an exclusive interview with Intercepts, actress Valerie Bertinelli dropped a bombshell: her much-publicized campaign to lose 30 pounds on Jenny Craig was actually a partial fast to promote the reauthorization of the No Child Left Behind Act.

"This multiple measures thing is a Trojan Horse," said the perky Bertinelli, best known for her roles on TV's One Day at a Time and numerous Lifetime TV movies.

"Kati Haycock called me the other day before her Congressional testimony, and I told her the data systems called for in Title I of the Miller-McKeon draft - which provides for the matching of student and teacher records and could measure classroom-level learning growth - coupled with the teacher needs assessments called for in Title II will provide objective decision-making data to replace the good intentions and bad habits that are now the basis of too many education decisions."

"Then Kati said 'Faaaaabulous!' and hung up!" Bertinelli laughed.

Asked what she thought of certain other unnamed parties conducting partial fasts to get rid of NCLB, Bertinelli was dismissive. "Mostly liquid foods? Give me a break," she declared. "That's been done. I prefer Jenny's portion-controlled cheesy enchiladas and chocolate cake."

Flat Buns Bring Bitter Rivals Together



It has long been a staple of movies and novels to have two enemies unite to fight a common foe. There are fewer instances of this happening in real life, but thankfully this week provided an example of how even the most extreme differences can be bridged in pursuit of a mutual goal.

An end to war? An end to world hunger? An end to global warming?

No. An end to flat buns.

Due to public pressure, Carl's Jr./Hardee's will delete the teacher from its TV ad for the restaurant chain's patty melt burger.

Two organizations have been most vocal in complaining about the ad: the Tennessee Education Association and the American Family Association.

To find these two groups on the same side of any issue is remarkable, to say the least. The AFA and the teachers' union have gone toe-to-toe many times in the past, most recently in 2006 over an NEA resolution indirectly referencing gay marriage. The AFA was upset about the resolution, and NEA was upset about the AFA being upset.

Still, it's good to know that with all the momentous decisions facing our nation, we can find two opponents beating their swords into ploughshares, burying the hatchet, letting bygones be bygones, all in the name of television censorship.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Black Flight from Major Cities?

The New York Times reports today on Census Bureau data indicating the number of African American residents declined in every New York City borough except Richmond and in some suburban counties since 2000.

The Times also reports that black flight exceeds white flight in Atlanta, Boston, San Francisco and Washington.

Hmmmm. Now whatever could be causing that? Could it be "dissatisfaction with underperforming urban schools?"

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Jonathan Kozol's Diary: Day 68

Slept well last night, rather better than the poor, inner-city children who will attend a rundown, decrepit school this morning with rats in the halls, raw sewage in the bathrooms, and poorly lit corridors that hide the corruption brought on by six years of the Bush Administration's No Child Left Behind Act.

Got in the car and tuned in NPR, which had the latest news on the Congressional hearings on reauthorization of NCLB. The poisonous essence of this law lies in the mania of obsessive testing it has forced upon our nation's schools and, in the case of underfunded, overcrowded inner-city schools, the miserable drill-and-kill curriculum of robotic "teaching to the test" it has imposed on teachers, the best of whom are fleeing from these schools because they know that this debased curriculum would never have been tolerated in the good suburban schools that they, themselves, attended.

I used that yesterday, but it's still goooood.

Stopped at Denny's for the Lumberjack Slam®. Sent the third buttermilk pancake back for the demoralized teachers living in a state of siege, as well as the pressure to conform to teaching methods that drain every bit of joy out of the hours that their children spend with them in school.

When I got to the office there was some hate mail from right-zealots about my partial fast. It's not surprising that these Neanderthals are ignorant of the latest methods of social activism. Cindy Sheehan had smoothies and ice cream during her fast! I'm getting by with a lettuce-less chalupa for lunch.

Judging by the comments on yesterday's Huffington Post story, even some of my friends are questioning my decision (though, dear diary, none of them knows my secret dream is to make Alexander Russo's Hot for Education list and a few pounds less could do it for me! Fingers crossed!).

Yes, I'm partially risking my life, but little Oscar and Shaniqua need to know that someone out there is sacrificing for their right not to have to write topic sentences at the beginning of a paragraph. And sacrifices are necessary if the greater good is to be served. How else could we have gotten rid of Sanjaya?

Got to go now. The delivery guy's here with my General Tso's Chicken (hold the scallions). TTFN.

9/11


Dave Barry, Miami Herald, September 13, 2001:

No humor column today. I don't want to write it, and you don't want to read it.

No words of wisdom, either. I wish I were wise enough to say something that would help make sense of this horror, something that would help ease the unimaginable pain of the victims' loved ones, but I'm not that wise. I'm barely capable of thinking. Like many others, I've spent the hours since Tuesday morning staring at the television screen, sometimes crying, sometimes furious, but mostly just stunned.

What I can't get out of my mind is the fact that they used our own planes. I grew up in the Cold War, when we always pictured the threat as coming in the form of missiles -- sleek, efficient death machines, unmanned, hurtling over the North Pole from far away. But what came, instead, were our own commercial airliners, big friendly flying buses coming from Newark and Boston with innocent people on board. Red, white and blue planes, with "United'' and "American'' written on the side. The planes you've flown in and I've flown in. That's what they used to attack us. They were able to do it in part because our airport security is pathetic. But mainly they were able to do it because we are an open and trusting society that simply is not set up to cope with evil men, right here among us, who want to kill as many Americans as they can.

That's what's so hard to comprehend: They want us to die just for being Americans. They don't care which Americans die: military Americans, civilian Americans, young Americans, old Americans. Baby Americans. They don't care. To them, we're all mortal enemies. The truth is that most Americans, until Tuesday, were only dimly aware of their existence, and posed no threat to them. But that doesn't matter to them; all that matters is that we're Americans. And so they used our own planes to kill us.

And then their supporters celebrated in the streets.

I'm not naive about my country. My country is definitely not always right; my country has at times been terribly wrong. But I know this about Americans: We don't set out to kill innocent people. We don't cheer when innocent people die.

The people who did this to us are monsters; the people who cheered them have hate-sickened minds. One reason they can cheer is that they know we would never do to them what their heroes did to us, even though we could, a thousand times worse. They know that when we hunt down the monsters, we will try hard not to harm the innocent. Those are the handcuffs we willingly wear, because for all our flaws, we are a decent people.

And now we are a traumatized people. The TV commentators keep saying that the attacks have awakened a "sleeping giant.'' And I guess we do look like a giant, to the rest of the world. But when I look around, I don't see a giant: I see millions of individuals -- the resilient and caring citizens of New York and Washington; the incredibly brave firefighters, police officers and rescue workers risking their lives in the dust and flames; the politicians standing on the steps of the Capitol and singing an off-key rendition of God Bless America that, corny as it was, had me weeping; the reporters and photographers who have not slept, and will not sleep, as long as there is news to report; the people in my community, and communities across America, lining up to give blood, wishing they could do more.

No, I don't see a giant. What I see is Americans. We may have the power of a giant, but we also have the heart of a good and generous people, and we will get through this. We will grieve for our dead, and tend to our wounded, and repair the damage, and tighten our security, and put our planes back in the air. Eventually most of us, the ones lucky enough not to have lost somebody, will resume our lives. Some day, our country will track down the rest of the monsters behind this, and make them pay, and I suppose that will make most of us feel a little better. But revenge and hatred won't be why we'll go on. We'll go on because we know this is a good country, a country worth keeping.

Those who would destroy it only make us see more clearly how precious it is.

Monday, September 10, 2007

The September 10 Communique' Is Up!

Click here to read:

NCLB Quote of the Week Issue

Mob Testimony


Alexander Russo of This Week in Education wonders who isn't testifying during the Congressional hearings on the No Child Left Behind Act reauthorization.

EIA has the exclusive tip that "Sammy the Bull" Gravano will be called in as a surprise witness. Gravano will reveal that "multiple measures" and "growth models" are mobspeak for racketeering of Title I funds.

You heard it here first.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Quote of the Day

"Standardized tests are very effective at measuring the size of the homes in the neighbourhood - and that's about all they measure."

- Frank Bruseker, president of the Alberta Teachers Association (September 7 CanWest News Service)

Thursday, September 06, 2007

First They Came for the Junk Food...

Who doesn't support serving healthier food to schoolchildren? We have all seen the statistics on childhood obesity. But the response to this rather simple matter is a prime illustration of how government operates: first it subsidizes, then it provides, then it promotes, then it coerces, then it mandates.

The New York Times has a story about the difficulties schools are experiencing when faced with students exercising their free choice when it comes to food. In short, they don't eat what's good for them.

I've blogged about this recently, and even suggested tongue-in-cheek Let's Make Breakfast Mandatory! But it won't be a joke for long. In North Wales, schools are locking kids in at lunchtime.

Up to 400,000 pupils across Great Britain are going elsewhere for meals since the campaign to improve lunches began.

"You can't lock the gates at lunchtime," said one parent. "It will be like a red rag to a bull and there will be mass breakouts of kids desperate to get their hands on crisps, chips and fizzy drinks."

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Two Videos the Unions Don't Want You to See

1) The Tennessee Education Association doesn't want to be held to a federal "one-size-fits-all" flat buns standard.

2) The United Food and Commercial Workers union thinks it can bully a 16-year-old girl.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

The September 4 Communique' Is Up!

Click here to read:

1) NEA Front Group Rears Its Head in Utah
2) Michigan Education Association Staff Close to Agreement
3) Now That Looks Like Democracy
4) So Are Unions Good for You or Not?
5) AFT Posts Agency Fee-Payer Calculations
6) Labor Takes a Seat in the Classroom
7) Last Week's Intercepts
8) Quote of the Week

The Origins of Labor Day

It's somehow appropriate that the establishment of Labor Day as a national holiday involved strike-breaking and political pandering during an election year.

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  • Writer, consultant, Air Force veteran, marathoner, specialist in military history, intelligence, cryptanalysis and the Byzantine Empire. Some small reputation for writing about public education and teachers' unions.
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