The Strangest Place to Find a Reference to Teacher Pay
A South Carolina lawmaker has introduced a bill that would ban lap dances in the state's strip clubs. After providing us with deep insight from strip club patrons, like...
...Creative Loafing makes an abrupt left turn without signaling, and informs us that "South Carolina also ranks 28th in the nation for teacher pay, according to the American Federation of Teachers. (North Carolina is 23rd, but you can still get a lap dance in the Tar Heel state.)"
In the same spirit of non sequitur, let me add that lap dogs are still legal everywhere.
I would just go to North Carolina, no purpose in going without a lap dance,"
said Watkins. "I mean, even chicks go and get lap dances ... The whole
purpose of going is the lap dance, and the [strippers] you actually meet that
come over and chat. And then you find out they working on, like, two degrees in
college and you just be like, wow, that is crazy."
...Creative Loafing makes an abrupt left turn without signaling, and informs us that "South Carolina also ranks 28th in the nation for teacher pay, according to the American Federation of Teachers. (North Carolina is 23rd, but you can still get a lap dance in the Tar Heel state.)"
In the same spirit of non sequitur, let me add that lap dogs are still legal everywhere.

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