“Hey! We Are Nominee”

Wendell Steinhauer is the president of the New Jersey Education Association, at least through the end of the 2016-17 school year. But he already has the ball rolling on his next campaign – for what, we’re not sure (maybe secretary-treasurer), but here are some screen caps from his campaign web site.

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In case it’s a little hard to read, it says, “Hey! We Are Nominee. Ideological Leader For Youth Generation.”

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Under “Our Mission And Vision,” it states, “Collaboratively disseminate wireless innovation with standards compliant e-business. Phosfluorescently expedite function products via premium action items.” He will also “efficiently orchestrate resource sucking human capital whereas future-proof outsourcing. Credibly actualize one-to-one meta-services.”

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Steinhauer’s abilities are rated as 95% serving and 90% conviction.

Good luck in your campaign, Mr. Steinhauer. May you interactively matrix cross-media methods of empowerment without fully.